I Am Not Enthused About Harry Potter

It’s not that I’m a grumpy muggle or have some axe to grind against Ms. Rowling. I just don’t care.

I’ve never read a Harry Potter book. Never even watched one of the movies. I don’t really know why, but I don’t enjoy most stories where kids are the main protagonists. There are exceptions, of course, such as Lord of the Flies, Leon (The Professional), and The Phantom Menace.

Tonight Harvard Square was transformed into Hogwarts Square in honor of the last book’s release. While the temptation to see hot coeds running around in witch outfits was powerful indeed, not even that could lure me out of the comforts of home to face crowds of grown men wearing round glasses waving their wands around.

What I do think is cool is that all this hype is over a book. A book! In this age of mind-numbing television and vapid feature films, the fact that kids and adults alike are waiting in long lines to actually read something other than a MySpace page gives us all hope for the future that maybe, just maybe, books won’t be a lost art form.

Enough of my friends and coworkers are excited about the Harry Potter thing that I have no doubt they’re good books — I just have no desire to read them. That’s okay, as I’m pretty sure J.K. doesn’t need my money. And if just a small percentage of Potter fans decide to read other worthwhile books, I’ll be happy.

Oh, and of course I was kidding about The Phantom Menace. Jeez!

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